When it comes to business names and slogans, septic pumping companies have the most fun. In fact, I have concluded that it is a rite of passage for a septic pumping company to come up with a great slogan and put it on their septic pumper trucks.
For those of you who don’t know what septic pumping companies do, essentially they come to your cottage or home and pump the stuff out of your septic tank and haul it away. Then you can start flushing again and start filling your septic tank again.
Apparently there are some in the septic pumping business who are not in favor of companies putting these slogans on their trucks because they think it lacks professionalism, or makes fun of an otherwise serious business.
Personally I think more companies should have funny slogans, for one thing, once you see or hear a funny slogan it sticks in your mind, and isn’t that what advertising is all about? I think anyone who thinks that septic pumping companies shouldn’t have slogans is missing out on some great advertising, and have their underwear on way too tight.
Here are some septic pumping slogans I found, what about you? Any I missed?
Septic Tank Pumping Truck Slogans
We haul milk on the weekends
Your number two is our number one
Another load of political promises
Our Business Stinks But We Love It
You dump, we pump
Yesterdays Meals On Wheels
You Think Your Job Sucks
Thanks for Flushing Our Business Down The Drain
Satisfaction Guaranteed or 110% of your product returned
Flush Beats A Full House
It may be sh*t to you but it’s our bread & butter
If it don’t go down, call Brown
We haul american made product
Pooper Pumper People
We Do Pump N Right
The Turd Burglar
It’s A Dirty Job But Somebody’s Got To Do It
This Truck Sucks
Your Sh*t Is Our Bread and Butter
After the first whiff, call Cliff
Your poop is our bread and butter!
Your brown is our green
The wizard of ooze
Dealer In Used Food
Pumping Your Treasure Is Our Pleasure
We Want Your Stinking Business
We Clean Your Septic Tanks With Thanks
Your plop is our crop
Everyone keeps their nose out of our business
We take crap from anyone
Pumping your Dumping
We Clean You Out